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Robert needs very attentive supervision in situations where strangers or others could take advantage of his need to please or receive attention.
Robert needs you to go into that jury room, and he needs you to fight for him
Robert needs money and ego-stroking more than he needs principles.
Robert needs reminding to use a serviette to wipe his mouth
[Sarah decides] Robert needs something to love and brings him home two miniature horses, a goat, a parrot, a duck, some chickens and a very large dog.
Robert needs the help of his lesbian amateur sleuth friend Monette
Robert needs to help me carry this watering can.
Robert needs a cure for illiteracy
Robert needs help fending off savages you better have the panzer gassed and ready to roll
Robert needs a blowjob

happy birthday clare!

Dont quite believe it though as the questions wern't exactly challenging

edit - awsome i thought somthing was up

look in normal browser 164 or summat

look via a proxy 74

i have one thing to say on the matter

nyeeeeghhhh *dribbles*

Some mates are coming over tonight who i didnt think i was gonnna get to see this holiday.


so soon i shall be off...
TO THE HOBBIT!

from a few people

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do? All comments will be permanently screened because it's a secret. Then repost this in your LJ. You might be surprised with the responses you get.

On the off chance that any people who know me and are computer illiterate fuck wits are reading this stop fucking sending me variations on this chain letter.

( The mail twats keep forwarding )

I mean jesus fucking christ its obviously a load of shit have any of you cunts actually read the article it says

blah blah - msn are gonna make some payfor features - blah blah

big fucking deal
cash = extra features

Your hotmail account is not gonna be closed down and even if it was why the fuck would msn distribute this through a chain mail anyway. Are you really stupid enough to think that they couldnt mass mail everyone on hotmail?

Stop being fucktards lacking the mental faculties to realise this is so obviously a fucking hoax.

The next person to send me this im gonna kick in the balls.

Ive just discovered a wonderful way to waste time on the internet.

I heard of a game called google sepuku from wikipedia which mentioned http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050417.html

Basicly you use bable fish to translate some random japanese text which you input into google image search, then you see how many pages of images you can go through before you see something that makes you wish you were dead

( i got as far as page four before the disturbing images came out )

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"Harry's flush deepened to a blush of heroic proportion"

no shez its not porn

its Raymond E Feist's The Kings Buccaneer

( more evidence - NSFW )

( Killer test things )

hmm i should actually bother with this thing rather than filling out stupid tests

God i felt rough today.

Why is it everytime i go to ecs to do somthing im stupidly hungover, i got the fucking shakes today, i pick up my lecture notes sort out my exam then get a cup of coffee to help me survive while sam sorts out her group project and all of a sudden i notice my hands are shaking, oh and come to think of it most of my body is... not so good really. Found somthing to slouch against and tipped coffeed down my neck till i could leave and get a ciggarette. They must think im an alcoholic in there i dont think theyve seen me not hungover there this year.

Ahh well, alcohol is evil, didnt last out the dinge last night and the second i stepped out the door to leave the cold air struck and the alcohol hit me. The trip home is patchy at best. At least i managed to hold that pint of death down and not be sick throughout the night, for £15 on a wednesday it must have been fairly potent, anyone know what went in it?

ahh well on with coursework, i still dont know what the fuck is happening with my group project, i dont know whats been submitted, i dont know whats left to be submitted all i know is theres a deadline tomorrow and the project leader hasnt got in touch.

Now to program a crap java game.

Woo tis my birthday!

thanks to all the people who've wished me a happy birthday and are heading out to the dinge tonight!

damn post still seems to have some of my prezzies tho :(

but anyway yay 2nd monitor! yay drinking!

expect a drunken post later if im still conscious

shez has found a fitty on invasion tonight and revealed her secret piss fetish

shez - "id let him piss on me, actually id let him piss in my mouth if it ment i could do him!"

yeah im still bored...

but on the plus side we just had pizza!

Not really looking forward to term starting tomorrow but i guess ill have to get on with it.

Ok so its late at night and i was bored

Useful Retainer You scored 35% Honor, 40% Courage, 75% Discipline, and 55% Loyalty!

Perhaps you are not the most warlike or decent or your lord's vassals, but you are dependable and you serve your lord with zeal. You are on the way to becoming a great Samurai, and you will be well remembered no matter what fate may befall you.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 11% on Honor You scored higher than 7% on Courage You scored higher than 96% on Discipline You scored higher than 42% on Loyalty

Link: The Soul of the Samurai Test written by Deinhaato on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

http://birdparty.blogspot.com/

anal sex whilst having an abortion into a toilet filled with holy water and draino :S

right figured i should actually use this strange livejournal thing shez made for me and in the absence of a life to talk about i just filled out a few random end of year bits i stole from shez

( arnt i special )


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